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ALTIMORE — Local crust punk and self-proclaimed gentleman Jason Kirkby laid his Capitalist Casualties butt flap over a puddle last night to protect his date, Emma Barton, from getting her feet wet, according to awestruck witnesses.

“Oh, my god — it was so sweet,” said Barton’s neighbor Rita Ortega, who saw the gesture. She is one lucky woman.” Kirkby and Barton met online recently via the alternative dating app Plenty of Sheep, which aims to match local, single nihilists and offers “entertaining ways to get to know someone without supporting a capitalistic society devoid of redemption.” “I’ve been on dates with a few different guys from Po S, and they’ve mostly been terrible,” said Barton after the date. He threw a brick through my window and played some folk-punk song protesting our being apart.

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